I'm Just No Good Baby

I'm no good with time. I always think that it's earlier than it really is.

This morning I woke up and I thought I had lots of time and really I only had about 15 minutes and so I was late and sporting sloppy wet hair all over the place. I don't know what happens. I must space out for 20 minutes and then snap out of it with absolutely no memory of what I was doing (which was nothing) whatsoever. This happens a lot. One time I left for work fifteen minutes late because I thought that I still had fifteen minutes to go and that I was actually leaving early. Anyway, I think this all stems from me not being a left-brained person.

Here's a funny story:
- Leslie was sleeping at 11:00 PM last night.

I haven't seen her all day either. She's missing and probably at school. I want to go out to eat, really badly, to Denny's. I feel like I need something to cheer me up, what with Leslie going to bed early and me doing everything wrong today, and Denny's would be just the thing . . . that or maybe some Advarin.

Also I had to get my blood drawn early this morning and that just threw everything off.

In a Very Stern Voice

Callie, I am not afraid of your empty threats.

And I Mean It

Gyarrrrr! I just realized that school starts in like a week. I'm totally not ready for it. Well, I'm ready for it in that I've been going for quite some time and I know how it works, but I'm not ready in the sense that I haven't turned in all the paperwork for my internship or my independant study. That bodes "not well." The problem is, I'm moving in slow motion and everything else is going super fast.

Nothing interesting is going on. For real, except I might have fleas. Ha ha! Just kidding. I don't have fleas I hope. Anyway, I bought some Chuck Taylor's at a thrift store and I love them, but I haven't washed them yet and now I'm afraid I might have fleas or something.

I just spilled purple Lik-A-Maid all over Jenn's bed. No one tell her.

Les and I are going to go to the late show of a scary movie. Maybe we'll go to Denny's afterwards to calm down, whatever we do it'll be fun. I am more than mildly excited. I go to Denny's thinking I'm going to get something different but I nearly always get pancakes. One time I got French Toast. It was good, but as soon as I got it I wanted pancakes.

Bogus

Oh dear, yes indeed I am still alive. I've been kind of busy lately. Anyway so far nothing too spectacular has happened so nobody has missed out on anything. This is what I know:
- At their reception I said to Alison and Brian, "Well, see you guys at the rodeo" and Alison said, "Yeah!" and Brian said, "If we still go." I've decided that Brian is 1/3 evil.

Some other interesting information is:
- Leslie is going to Africa.
- I am eating very good pizza right now.

The best pizza is Tobin's pizza. Coming in for a close second is Lucca's. Monical's is third and then fourth would be Papa John's. Those are the present standings.

I was just watching Band of Brothers, the one where Speirs shoots all those German pisoners, and Leslie and I have had this conversation before, anyway, I was wondering if he really shot them. I don't think he does. And do executioners wear black? Plus I don't like executions anyway.

Also, the summer time is almost over and I don't know what to do. These are the things I need to do, and fast:
- Go to the Art Institute (and IKIA)
- Operate a pirate galleon
- Stay up all night at Denny's
- Go to the Soldiers and Sailors Orphange and then not break-in like we're supposed to
- Watch the Mad Max movies

There are other things, but I can't think of them right now. Anyway, I've gotta go do some stuff. See ya suckas

P.S. Dave, have you ever seen Metalocalypse. It's hilarious. Kind of frightening, but hilarious. I'm not saying you should watch it, but maybe you would like it if you saw it.