Real Short (and kind of mean too)
I just got a speeding ticket. I am so so mad. There is nothing that I can do right now. The only thing that I am capable of, at the present time, is thinking about this speeding ticket. That and the anger. What a horrible bunch of jerks. And I got it in Morton too. I suppose that doesn't matter but from now on I will think of Morton and then I'll glare at nothing in particular and say in a snarly voice, "Morrrtonnnn." I'm sure I'll get over it, someday.
Here is a list of things I hate:
- speeding tickets
- state policemen
- speed traps
- those stupid hats that the state police wear
- police cars
- overpasses
- traffic school (with all my heart)
- Tazewell County
That's all for now. I think I feel better. Huh.
Here is a list of things I hate:
- speeding tickets
- state policemen
- speed traps
- those stupid hats that the state police wear
- police cars
- overpasses
- traffic school (with all my heart)
- Tazewell County
That's all for now. I think I feel better. Huh.
posted by Booder at 9:29 PM
5 Comments:
morton cops are very annoying. i got pulled over on the way home from my wedding reception and teice after that. plus, they give me parking tickets on the cars in the street in front of my house. i don't want all 4 of my cars in my driveway.
yes it was that speed trap and yes it is evil and traever, i would imagine that you have a million speeding tickets and a couple felonies under your belt.
i've been pulled over 24 times and have zero, count 'em, zero tickets on my record.
those speed zones are so stupid. i don't know why they even have them.
i don't know if i believe you traever, but if that is true, then you better tell me how you got out of those tickets you stinker.
always go to court. in indy it was easy because the cop never showed up so it was like it never happened. in illinois you can't do it as easily because the towns are small and the cops are bored or even required to go. i actually called a cop at the station that pulled me over and he said he had to go to court if i took it there. the rest of it is just spreading all your tickets out over different counties in different states.
when the cop is at your window always give him his power trip. act scared and let your hand shake a little when you hand him your stuff. ask him if "this is what he wants" like you've never done it before. and when you go before a judge in logansport indiana for doing 95 in 55, it is best to cover you bad eye in guaze and bandage your head like you've had a horrific accident. you will literally see them feeling sympathy for you and hear this delightful phrase when asking for minimal punishment: "i probably shouldn't, but..."
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