And You Thought You Knew
Goodness what a day. I did everything, I mean you will not believe all of the things I did. I . . . .
- Number 1 - rode a motorcycle, blindfolded.
- Number 2 - destroyed a zombie army
- Number 3 - launched a grenade into a helicopter piloted by vampire nuns
- Number 4 - bought this really weird cereal from Sweden. I mean, you should see the packaging, it makes absolutely no sense, but it sounded good, so I bought it.
I also bought these dark chocolate strawberry truffles and they were sooooooo good. I love dark chocolate and strawberries. It's like the best combination ever.
Tomorrow makes it one day closer to the second day of my new job. The first day went well, but I was slightly nervous about it. The night before, I had a dream that I was supposed to go to work but my car was all weird. The wheels were missing and there were just rims. There was one little wheel in front and two big wheels in back, like a clown car, and I was like, "Oh no! I can't get to work like this." and my dad replied, "Just drive on the side of the road. That's what it's there for." And so I did and my car went so slow and there were sparks everywhere and I finally got to work, but I was late, and my boss was like, "You're late!" (only he said it like an umpire when they say, "yerrrr out!) and I was like, "but look at my car!" And then I woke up.
I have to go write some papers now.
- Number 1 - rode a motorcycle, blindfolded.
- Number 2 - destroyed a zombie army
- Number 3 - launched a grenade into a helicopter piloted by vampire nuns
- Number 4 - bought this really weird cereal from Sweden. I mean, you should see the packaging, it makes absolutely no sense, but it sounded good, so I bought it.
I also bought these dark chocolate strawberry truffles and they were sooooooo good. I love dark chocolate and strawberries. It's like the best combination ever.
Tomorrow makes it one day closer to the second day of my new job. The first day went well, but I was slightly nervous about it. The night before, I had a dream that I was supposed to go to work but my car was all weird. The wheels were missing and there were just rims. There was one little wheel in front and two big wheels in back, like a clown car, and I was like, "Oh no! I can't get to work like this." and my dad replied, "Just drive on the side of the road. That's what it's there for." And so I did and my car went so slow and there were sparks everywhere and I finally got to work, but I was late, and my boss was like, "You're late!" (only he said it like an umpire when they say, "yerrrr out!) and I was like, "but look at my car!" And then I woke up.
I have to go write some papers now.
posted by Booder at 9:25 PM
2 Comments:
did you do all that stuff in a video game?
that may have been your best story yet.
53 days 16 hours 36 minutes till christmas which means 44 days till jolly octet and the greatest christmas party ever.
what? i don't think so and i don't know what the jolly octet is.
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