The Fastest Cheetah Alive
Thanks Ali, but remember, not only are you and Brian the same hotness, you are also the same wonderfulness.
All right, so the champion of Trivial Pursuit was decided last night, and it was me, and before everyone starts shouting obscenities, let me explain the logic:
- First of all I did have 400 hundred (million gazillion) points
- Second of all, Traever kept yelling gibberish so loudly that no one else was able to respond and he kept giving himself imaginary points, so much so that he had to be punished until he was down triple negative points and his answer to EVERYTHING from "Traever, you can't do that, that's cheating," to "What just happened?" was, in an incredibly loud voice, "THIS IS MY HOUSE!"
- Third of all, JonAthan thought he won, but the last question, the one that crowned the champion of all champions, that he answered correctly, was disqualified although I cannot remember for what reason even though I do remember the disqualification was valid.
The Truth About Trivial Pursuit:
- The truth is that no one won. We weren't even really keeping score (but Traever really did have triple negative points). It was more of a free for all, like jeopardy except without the buzzers. The bottom line is; it was really fun and I won because I was the least obnoxious (maybe).
Discussion Questions:
- Traever, did you really go to an Allmand Brothers concert?
- Did I spell "Allmand Brothers" right?
Well, I'm out of interesting items of conversation. If I were a cruel person I would describe the adorable antics of my cats, but I am not a cruel person.
P.S. Thanks to Traever and Andrea for a fun time last night! And the cookies and the brownies were really good.
P.P.S. Okay, I know I said I would not tell a story about my cats, but I just want to know if this is normal: One time my cat killed a mouse and brought it to me, and I was like, "Ewwww, gross Ingrid." Then I turned and walked away because she started crunching on it's head. I walked, maybe a yard, not even, away from her and then turned around and went back to where she was sitting and the mouse was gone, completely gone, the only evidence of its existence a small streak of blood on the ground. Now is that normal? I mean there's usually a spinal cord or a tail or the hands left over . . .
All right, so the champion of Trivial Pursuit was decided last night, and it was me, and before everyone starts shouting obscenities, let me explain the logic:
- First of all I did have 400 hundred (million gazillion) points
- Second of all, Traever kept yelling gibberish so loudly that no one else was able to respond and he kept giving himself imaginary points, so much so that he had to be punished until he was down triple negative points and his answer to EVERYTHING from "Traever, you can't do that, that's cheating," to "What just happened?" was, in an incredibly loud voice, "THIS IS MY HOUSE!"
- Third of all, JonAthan thought he won, but the last question, the one that crowned the champion of all champions, that he answered correctly, was disqualified although I cannot remember for what reason even though I do remember the disqualification was valid.
The Truth About Trivial Pursuit:
- The truth is that no one won. We weren't even really keeping score (but Traever really did have triple negative points). It was more of a free for all, like jeopardy except without the buzzers. The bottom line is; it was really fun and I won because I was the least obnoxious (maybe).
Discussion Questions:
- Traever, did you really go to an Allmand Brothers concert?
- Did I spell "Allmand Brothers" right?
Well, I'm out of interesting items of conversation. If I were a cruel person I would describe the adorable antics of my cats, but I am not a cruel person.
P.S. Thanks to Traever and Andrea for a fun time last night! And the cookies and the brownies were really good.
P.P.S. Okay, I know I said I would not tell a story about my cats, but I just want to know if this is normal: One time my cat killed a mouse and brought it to me, and I was like, "Ewwww, gross Ingrid." Then I turned and walked away because she started crunching on it's head. I walked, maybe a yard, not even, away from her and then turned around and went back to where she was sitting and the mouse was gone, completely gone, the only evidence of its existence a small streak of blood on the ground. Now is that normal? I mean there's usually a spinal cord or a tail or the hands left over . . .
posted by Booder at 5:43 PM
8 Comments:
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
I wish I had more friends that actually liked the coolest game ever. (trivial pursuit)
yes, you are equal to brian in every respect (actually a little bit better because it's just a scientific fact that the wife is cooler than the husband, and besides you snowboard and wipe the floor with the entire population of the earth at lots of things while brian is only good at basketball).
but here's what's really bothering me, do you think my cat will die from eating an entire mouse? because she hasn't yet but i'm a little nervous.
why does this say it was posted on monday and this is wednesday and i'm seeing it for the first time? is anyone else bothered that wednesday isn't spelled wensday? yes, i really went to an allman brothers concert and no you didn't spell it right.
for the record three negatives is a positive so i had positive points, plus you can't subtract my points for me yelling and stuff. i don't think it was fair having alison ask the questions. she was obviosly making them up to give booder and unfair advantage. i don't think there are really questions like "what color underwear is booder wearing right now". i mean, who besides booder and maybe jon are going to know the answer to that? i demand a rematch as soon as possible. plus, i was destracted trying to watch the world series. also, everyone needs to come back for the super bowl.
i agree with you about the wednesday thing. but in my head i say it like it's spelled.
and traever, a double negative is a positive, a triple negative is still a negative.
also i will be at your house for the super bowl and i want to see the movie of your brother totally wiping out or breaking his arm or whatever he did.
i say it like that in my head too. and yes, i got mixed up on the triple negative thing. i would have gotten it right if it was a trivial pursuit question.
i will show you the video but you have to watch an extra half hour of me going off ramps doing flips and stuff. then you have to act impressed and say things like "wow, i knew you were attractive and athletic but i had no idea you were so awesome".
oh, buck up jonAthan.
yeah jon, you had a date with you this last time. it's your own fault you didn't make a move on her. you know she would've put out.
yes, indeed yes.
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