Green is One of My Favorite Colors (i also like blue)
All right, I am just going to mention the phenomena of some guys getting funnier after they are involved in a serious relationship. So far I can only think of two concrete examples, but they are good ones.
1) Derek - After Derek started dating Sarah he really lightened up and started to crack me up. He was funny before, but now he's hilarious.
2) Brian - Brian married Alison and suddenly became lots funnier with a more random sense of humor.
I wish I could get some testimonials or something, oh wait, Jenn just walked in the door and I asked her and she said Rachel became funnier after she married Jeremy. The proof is in the pudding folks.
It will be my birthday soon and I do not want to talk about it. Instead I would rather talk about Trivial Pursuit and how I will most likely not be playing it anytime soon because Elise hates it and so does almost everyone else I know, except for Traever and JonAthan. That is why I put up with you two, because you are almost the only people I know who like to play Trivial Pursuit.
Someday I am going to go to a real circus. Not that Lamda Chi Gamma Pi or whatever-it's-called circus, but a real circus with elephants and trapez people and tight rope walkers and flame swallowers. Even if I have to go to Romania, I am going to go to a for-real circus.
I need a haircut, desperately. My hair looks like weeds growing out of my head. It is not nearly as soft as it usually is and it is making me depressed. I just want to chop it off with an ax all at once. Do you think that would work? I would never really do it, but just out of curiousity.
Also, I'm just kidding, JonAthan and Traever, you guys are also sometimes-funny and so I put up with you for that reason too.
1) Derek - After Derek started dating Sarah he really lightened up and started to crack me up. He was funny before, but now he's hilarious.
2) Brian - Brian married Alison and suddenly became lots funnier with a more random sense of humor.
I wish I could get some testimonials or something, oh wait, Jenn just walked in the door and I asked her and she said Rachel became funnier after she married Jeremy. The proof is in the pudding folks.
It will be my birthday soon and I do not want to talk about it. Instead I would rather talk about Trivial Pursuit and how I will most likely not be playing it anytime soon because Elise hates it and so does almost everyone else I know, except for Traever and JonAthan. That is why I put up with you two, because you are almost the only people I know who like to play Trivial Pursuit.
Someday I am going to go to a real circus. Not that Lamda Chi Gamma Pi or whatever-it's-called circus, but a real circus with elephants and trapez people and tight rope walkers and flame swallowers. Even if I have to go to Romania, I am going to go to a for-real circus.
I need a haircut, desperately. My hair looks like weeds growing out of my head. It is not nearly as soft as it usually is and it is making me depressed. I just want to chop it off with an ax all at once. Do you think that would work? I would never really do it, but just out of curiousity.
Also, I'm just kidding, JonAthan and Traever, you guys are also sometimes-funny and so I put up with you for that reason too.
posted by Booder at 8:36 PM
3 Comments:
let's be honest here, you intense attraction to me has always helped you "put up" with me.
I like Trivial Pursuit...will you put up with me even though I'm rarely (if ever) funny?
It will really help me with my self-esteem issues if you just say yes whether you mean it or not.
of course, yes.
and traever, you always say that. it doesn't even make me say, "oh please . . ." anymore.
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