Commercials (Remember 12 Monkeys Leslie?)
My favorite commercials are:
- Snickers commercials - I love the old ones and the one where the guy is eating the Snickers and then another guy just randomly shows up and says, "Let me help you enjoy that," and then he starts singing . . . it's hilarious.
Those are the only commercials I can think of right now, but I know there are some more that I love.
Anyway, I was watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The New One That Totally Blows and I decided that if myself and Jenn and Leslie and just anyone that I know, if we had been in that particular situation, we would not have died. We would have been like, "Sheriffs do not make civillians transport dead bodies to abandoned mills and then wrap said body in Saran wrap. Something is definately wrong here. Let's leave immediately." It would have been a very short movie because we would have gotten into our van and left that weirdo town right away. That's what I decided. And I know it's a movie, but that doesn't matter. I'm just saying that I'm pretty confident my friends and I would survive The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Also, can a person really run for miles and miles, carrying a chainsaw, with one of their arms cut off? I mean, wouldn't they go into shock from loss of blood? I understand a cut or something like a gun shot wound, but an arm completely gone?
In other news:
- I got a new phone because my old one broke.
- The bids for oil tracts off the coast of Angolia are astronomically high.
- Snickers commercials - I love the old ones and the one where the guy is eating the Snickers and then another guy just randomly shows up and says, "Let me help you enjoy that," and then he starts singing . . . it's hilarious.
Those are the only commercials I can think of right now, but I know there are some more that I love.
Anyway, I was watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The New One That Totally Blows and I decided that if myself and Jenn and Leslie and just anyone that I know, if we had been in that particular situation, we would not have died. We would have been like, "Sheriffs do not make civillians transport dead bodies to abandoned mills and then wrap said body in Saran wrap. Something is definately wrong here. Let's leave immediately." It would have been a very short movie because we would have gotten into our van and left that weirdo town right away. That's what I decided. And I know it's a movie, but that doesn't matter. I'm just saying that I'm pretty confident my friends and I would survive The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Also, can a person really run for miles and miles, carrying a chainsaw, with one of their arms cut off? I mean, wouldn't they go into shock from loss of blood? I understand a cut or something like a gun shot wound, but an arm completely gone?
In other news:
- I got a new phone because my old one broke.
- The bids for oil tracts off the coast of Angolia are astronomically high.
posted by Booder at 6:06 PM
8 Comments:
i think it could be done. i ran the mini marathon in indy once with one leg cut off. when ever my one foot would get tired i would just walk on my hands. i came in 243rd out of like 10,000. i was on the local news.
Traever: But...were you carrying a chainsaw? I think not.
Because I saw that news clip, and you weren't carrying a chainsaw that I could see.
traever, i don't think i believe you . . . at all.
it true, just ask someone in indy. i'm a local hero. but i did put down the chainsaw when i started walking on my hands.
heinekin (i know i didn't spell it right) commercials are sometimes funny.
has anyone ever seen raging bull? is it worth watching?
booder, you are disqualified from answering since your taste in movies is somewhat crappy.
the old texas chainsaw massacre is pretty cool. you should also watch the old wicker man. that movie is totally messed up.
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