Things I Would Like to Learn
There are some things that I would like to learn and they include:
- How to hotwire cars. That would be pretty cool. Plus I'm Stunt Driver McGee. It makes perfect sense for me to know how to hotwire cars.
- How to pick locks. This would be incredibly handy, however, this guy I know who works as a locksmith said that it is way harder than it looks in the movies.
- Some ju-jitsu or something like that.
- How to throw a knife. Or a machete. Either one.
- How to grill stuff. Grilling stuff makes me nervous. I'm not that bad at it, but so far I've only grilled salmon and chicken and so I would like to get better at it, in fact I would like to become a Grill Master.
Well that's enough for now. Also I think there should be a party . . . and soon.
Oh, I forgot poker. I want to learn how to play poker better. I don't concentrate hard enough for poker, and I only like to play for things like candy and not actual money. My brother makes me watch poker tournaments with him all the time and they make me ferociously nervous. Even more nervous than grilling. And also, the risk really isn't worth it. I mean, hundreds of players and you have to pay twenty or two-hundred thousand (I can't remember which) to get in and there's only one winner? It sounds rather difficult in my opinion. I'd have to be Paul Newman in The Sting to enter a poker tournament.
That reminds me, I was watching the Paintball Championship, or whatever it was called and it was really weird. These guys just ran onto this field with all these obstable things and shot paintball guns really, really fast. It seemed kind of impossible to me. They all knew where the other guys were. I think it would have been cooler if they had more room, like several wooded acres, to move around in, but they only had this football field. The outfits were cool though.
- How to hotwire cars. That would be pretty cool. Plus I'm Stunt Driver McGee. It makes perfect sense for me to know how to hotwire cars.
- How to pick locks. This would be incredibly handy, however, this guy I know who works as a locksmith said that it is way harder than it looks in the movies.
- Some ju-jitsu or something like that.
- How to throw a knife. Or a machete. Either one.
- How to grill stuff. Grilling stuff makes me nervous. I'm not that bad at it, but so far I've only grilled salmon and chicken and so I would like to get better at it, in fact I would like to become a Grill Master.
Well that's enough for now. Also I think there should be a party . . . and soon.
Oh, I forgot poker. I want to learn how to play poker better. I don't concentrate hard enough for poker, and I only like to play for things like candy and not actual money. My brother makes me watch poker tournaments with him all the time and they make me ferociously nervous. Even more nervous than grilling. And also, the risk really isn't worth it. I mean, hundreds of players and you have to pay twenty or two-hundred thousand (I can't remember which) to get in and there's only one winner? It sounds rather difficult in my opinion. I'd have to be Paul Newman in The Sting to enter a poker tournament.
That reminds me, I was watching the Paintball Championship, or whatever it was called and it was really weird. These guys just ran onto this field with all these obstable things and shot paintball guns really, really fast. It seemed kind of impossible to me. They all knew where the other guys were. I think it would have been cooler if they had more room, like several wooded acres, to move around in, but they only had this football field. The outfits were cool though.
posted by Booder at 11:02 PM
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i can teach you how to do all of those things except grilling. but i bet if i started to grill something i could figure it out pretty fast, how hard could it be? anyway, my lessons are $100 an hour. when do you want to start?
My nickname is Grill Master Knapp
And I just made that up.
But I can grill pretty well.
here's a short list of what girls can't do/teach that are relevant to this post:
hotwire cars
play good poker
grill
do karate/any form of martial arts
be funny
not be annoying
$100 an hour is a bargain. sign up fast, spaces are filling as we speak.
alison, i'm only addicted to one thing and that's perscription narcotics. and yes, your boyfriend falls into the huge stud category, which by chance, i'm president of.
first of all traever, girls can be very funny. ali makes me laugh all the time and she is soooo not annoying. neither is leslie or callie. now, i know that sometimes i'm a little much, but there are three examples right there of non-annoying, funny girls (you big fat turd).
also, i would never sign up for lessons for $100 dollars an hour, just like i would never sign up for your "flirting class."
yay for parties! and grilling! and i'm pretty sure that steve mcqueen is president of the stud club.
you're a fool not to take my classes. a million satisfied customers can't be wrong.
and i actually don't find you or any of those girls annoying, i just think girls, as an entire gender, are very annoying. plus, you can be funny. you do make me laugh at least, sometimes at what you say, but usually at you.
I'm extraordinarily impressed that you used a steve mcqueen reference in your comment.
That pretty much makes this the best blog ever.
ever.
holy crap! did snake plissken just come out of retirement. i just pooped my pants from excitement. quick, someone tell craig.
snake plissken has just rocked the entire blogging world
okay . . . what just happened? anyway that's what i thought . . . girls are funny. and yes, this is the coolest blog ever and not only because i referenced steve mcqueen, but also because he is one of my best friends.
i am all for that party on june 2nd! i am so for it that i am going to ask off work for it.
and snake, the outfits were black, but they weren't leather. that would be way too hot, temperature wise.
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