Disaster
Well, I hope everyone had a good time on Friday. Unfortunately I was not able to make it (duh) and so Traever, you'll have to "wipe the floor with me" some other time.
Anyway . . . not much is happening. I saw one of those lame summer blockbusters, but a friend made me go. She also paid for me, so hey, no skin off my back. And just to let you know, I never, ever, EVER talk during movies, but this one was an exception. I was my own arch nemesis because I kept making snide and sarcastice remarks regarding the plot of the film. It was actually pretty fun and made it all worthwhile. The predicaments those people got into, the movie was Poseidon by the way (I just noticed that I didn't mention that) anyway, the predicaments those people got into were fantastic and hilarious. I mean how many air ducts, which are rapidly filling with water, can you get caught in? Quite a few it seems. Also, it was almost exactly like the origional movie except no death of Shelley Winters to cheer about.
In my disaster movie, here's who would be who:
- I would be either 1) the annoying kid that everyone wishes would die, and gets caught in an incredibly dangerous situation right at the end of the film but then is somehow miraculously saved or 2) the nameless extra who dies right away because of some stupid fluke.
- Leslie would most likely make it to the end. She's very practical and I can see her slapping JonAthan in the face
- JonAthan being the guy who panics in the cramped air vent and has to overcome his fear to save the person who got stuck, Leslie's slap would bring him to his senses and therefore inspire him to pull it together.
- Allison would be the noble female heroin, because it fits so well and
- Brian would be her beau, and he turns out to be a pretty nice guy which is good because
- Callie sacrifices herself so that the two of them can live and be happy forever after.
- Jenn is the sensible comic relief who, unfortunately, loses her life because she goes back for Holly
- Holly being the friendly one who keeps everybody from killing each other, but seems to get into the most trouble and finally gets caught on a stray wire when everyone has to swim underwater a long distance but lives because of Jenn's selflessness.
- Traever survives.
Well that's my disaster movie. It would be really good and there would be lots of rising water and cramped air vents and explosions and maybe even a mutant shark. Zowie! Right?
Anyway . . . not much is happening. I saw one of those lame summer blockbusters, but a friend made me go. She also paid for me, so hey, no skin off my back. And just to let you know, I never, ever, EVER talk during movies, but this one was an exception. I was my own arch nemesis because I kept making snide and sarcastice remarks regarding the plot of the film. It was actually pretty fun and made it all worthwhile. The predicaments those people got into, the movie was Poseidon by the way (I just noticed that I didn't mention that) anyway, the predicaments those people got into were fantastic and hilarious. I mean how many air ducts, which are rapidly filling with water, can you get caught in? Quite a few it seems. Also, it was almost exactly like the origional movie except no death of Shelley Winters to cheer about.
In my disaster movie, here's who would be who:
- I would be either 1) the annoying kid that everyone wishes would die, and gets caught in an incredibly dangerous situation right at the end of the film but then is somehow miraculously saved or 2) the nameless extra who dies right away because of some stupid fluke.
- Leslie would most likely make it to the end. She's very practical and I can see her slapping JonAthan in the face
- JonAthan being the guy who panics in the cramped air vent and has to overcome his fear to save the person who got stuck, Leslie's slap would bring him to his senses and therefore inspire him to pull it together.
- Allison would be the noble female heroin, because it fits so well and
- Brian would be her beau, and he turns out to be a pretty nice guy which is good because
- Callie sacrifices herself so that the two of them can live and be happy forever after.
- Jenn is the sensible comic relief who, unfortunately, loses her life because she goes back for Holly
- Holly being the friendly one who keeps everybody from killing each other, but seems to get into the most trouble and finally gets caught on a stray wire when everyone has to swim underwater a long distance but lives because of Jenn's selflessness.
- Traever survives.
Well that's my disaster movie. It would be really good and there would be lots of rising water and cramped air vents and explosions and maybe even a mutant shark. Zowie! Right?
posted by Booder at 10:17 PM
2 Comments:
yes, but in a cramped air duct? come on jonAthan, be honest.
seriously though, i didn't know for sure what you would be. i just made something up.
also, allison mckey spells her name with two l's so i forget sometimes. sorry alison.
also, i spelled heroine wrong. i spelled it like the drug. something is desperately wrong i tell you!
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