Dos Reales
Dos Reales is one of the best Mexican restaurants ever. The full list of best Mexican restaurants ever is as follows:
- El Puerton
- Fiesta Ranchera
- Dos Reales
We have ants in our kitchen. That really makes me nervous because I hate ants. I think it's their swarming potential. Ants can swarm and eat the flesh from your bones, especially if they are giant, red, flesh eating ants from Peru, which these aren't, but still I hate ants. Also, did you know that ants have wars? They do. I saw it on the Discovery Channel when I was little and a red ant colony and a black ant colony had a war. I mean, they fought over something and cut each others legs off with their pincers. Ants are just creepy.
Does anybody remember that movie, "Honey I Shrunk the Kids?" I dislike that movie, but anyway, there was that little boy and he made friends with the ant and he called it "anty" and that always upset me because that's a stupid name. It's like naming your dog "doggy." First off, if I found a giant ant, I'd kill it right away and second, I would name it "Duane" or something, anything besides "anty."
Gasoline is so expensive right now that I want to become a radical and light something on fire, but I won't. I would never really do anything like that.
- El Puerton
- Fiesta Ranchera
- Dos Reales
We have ants in our kitchen. That really makes me nervous because I hate ants. I think it's their swarming potential. Ants can swarm and eat the flesh from your bones, especially if they are giant, red, flesh eating ants from Peru, which these aren't, but still I hate ants. Also, did you know that ants have wars? They do. I saw it on the Discovery Channel when I was little and a red ant colony and a black ant colony had a war. I mean, they fought over something and cut each others legs off with their pincers. Ants are just creepy.
Does anybody remember that movie, "Honey I Shrunk the Kids?" I dislike that movie, but anyway, there was that little boy and he made friends with the ant and he called it "anty" and that always upset me because that's a stupid name. It's like naming your dog "doggy." First off, if I found a giant ant, I'd kill it right away and second, I would name it "Duane" or something, anything besides "anty."
Gasoline is so expensive right now that I want to become a radical and light something on fire, but I won't. I would never really do anything like that.
6 Comments:
that's so weird. i just ate at dos reales like six hours ago. it's been better, but it was still good...and cheap.
every single mexican resturant in america is exactly the same. the only thing that distinguishes them from one another is their varying degrees of filth.
did you know chichis means boobs in mexican. and the grand titon mountains means big boob mountains in french.
honey i shrunk the kids is an awesome movie. i'm renting it tonight. you must be thinking of honey i blew up the baby. that one was dumb. you should never try and make a sequel to such a classic. same thing happened to home alone.
yeah, and it almost made me cry because then the ant died. you know how i get when animals die . . . or animal-like insects, even if it was an ant. besides scorpions trump ants in my hate book, so go giant ant. boo scorpion.
i've never once acted like an idiot. i don't even think i could if i tried.
mates of state...emo on ecstasy? sounds interesting. i only work till five on monday so just stop by or call when you get down here.
we're allowed to, we're dudes. you're supposed to be nice and pretty and sew things. i know you love sewing.
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