Stupid Canada . . . Stealing My Friends
There was absolutely no aftermath today. Everything was pretty calm and uneventful. News:
- I bought a new sweatshirt
- I found some shoes that I must own
Last night I went out with Beth because she is heading off to Canada and I am going to miss her and she might miss me a little so we did some hanging out. We went to Goodwill and I bought some jogging pants and a paper knife . . . made of glass! It is soooo cool. It's pretty sharp too.
By the way, a paper knife is a knife one uses to open envelopes. A letter opener! That's what it's called! I read a lot of Agatha Christie and in her books people are often stabbed with letter openers or "paper knives" as the Brits call them and so "paper knife" just stuck in my head and that's what I call them.
Leslie just made some violent arm motions that alarmed me. But it's over now.
Holly is at this moment describing her encounter with a guy who was smoking weed on the quad. It is incredibly hilarious. She is going to try and catch him at it tomorrow with Leslie as her witness. Unfortunately I will not be there to see this wonder.
- I bought a new sweatshirt
- I found some shoes that I must own
Last night I went out with Beth because she is heading off to Canada and I am going to miss her and she might miss me a little so we did some hanging out. We went to Goodwill and I bought some jogging pants and a paper knife . . . made of glass! It is soooo cool. It's pretty sharp too.
By the way, a paper knife is a knife one uses to open envelopes. A letter opener! That's what it's called! I read a lot of Agatha Christie and in her books people are often stabbed with letter openers or "paper knives" as the Brits call them and so "paper knife" just stuck in my head and that's what I call them.
Leslie just made some violent arm motions that alarmed me. But it's over now.
Holly is at this moment describing her encounter with a guy who was smoking weed on the quad. It is incredibly hilarious. She is going to try and catch him at it tomorrow with Leslie as her witness. Unfortunately I will not be there to see this wonder.
posted by Booder at 9:05 PM
6 Comments:
next thing you know they'll be calling knives after what we use them for like a butter knife or steak knife. it's a mad mad mad mad world.
thanks jonAthan, but hey, you other people don't have to read it, so i don't feel bad for you at all.
true, but you got to admit, that was pretty funny.
of course it was hilarious, and as we all know, he has charm and wit in abundance. i understand completely that what i write is oftentimes inane and boring. i mean, don't spare my feelings, i know that he has more important things to do than read my blog, so i won't be offended if he never does so again. i certainly don't want him to abuse himself any longer by continuing.
oh my gosh, booder is totally crushing on jake!
but i'm not a cheerleader, so why should i act like one?
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