Hellooo, Les is Like My Other Half
First of all, Les is my other half. We think about the same things, we like the same things, we laugh at the same things, and lately I have been missing her terribly because I have been so busy with school and work it seems like I hardly ever see her. Also, she keeps me pretty honest. Callie keeps us crazy, Ali keeps us straight, Elise keeps us kind, Holly keeps us laughing, and Jenn takes care of us.
Before I get too sappy let me just say this one thing. The guys at the super bowl party who kept asking me to sit by them were close to my age and they were pretty cute. Also, they just wanted me to sit by them because I got Ben to turn the heat down in the balcony like they asked. They considered me their friend from then on. Also, I think they were trying to wrangle free pizza out of me. Luckily I'm not that kind of girl.
Whenever I think about which way I would prefer to die I always come up with "drowning." I'd pick drowning over "being burned alive" and "falling from a really tall building." I think Tommy said that he would prefer falling from a really tall building to drowning. Drowning is just so much more dramatic though and your body isn't all crushed and broken at the end, which doesn't matter at all, but hey, neither does this topic.
Before I get too sappy let me just say this one thing. The guys at the super bowl party who kept asking me to sit by them were close to my age and they were pretty cute. Also, they just wanted me to sit by them because I got Ben to turn the heat down in the balcony like they asked. They considered me their friend from then on. Also, I think they were trying to wrangle free pizza out of me. Luckily I'm not that kind of girl.
Whenever I think about which way I would prefer to die I always come up with "drowning." I'd pick drowning over "being burned alive" and "falling from a really tall building." I think Tommy said that he would prefer falling from a really tall building to drowning. Drowning is just so much more dramatic though and your body isn't all crushed and broken at the end, which doesn't matter at all, but hey, neither does this topic.
posted by Booder at 6:05 PM
2 Comments:
drowning always used to seem like the worst way to die to me, but then i almost did and it wasn't too bad. it burnt my lungs and stuff and it wasn't pleasent, but it also wasn't nearly as bad as i thought. maybe i was distracted from it because i was about to be sucked into some turbines and chopped to bits but all in all i moved it down on my list of horrible ways to die. i would have to say being burned at the stake or boiled in oil is the worst i could imagine. if i was being burned at the stake i would be taking huge breaths of air hoping to inhale enough smoke to passout.
some of the cooler ways to die include fighting ninjas, going over niagra fals in a barrel, motorcyle accident, bear/lion fight, skydiving, running with scissors, filming a shark documentary, and being tied to a log and put into a saw mill like on those old cartoons (head first of coarse).
see! drowning is better. besides, after the initial panic, it's just like blacking out. that reminds me, freezing to death is probably the way to go. you just fall asleep. for real.
burning = the worst probably
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