6:15 AM
I have to get up very early tomorrow. There is nothing that I dread more than getting up early for school. I hate it . . . hate it hate it hate it. I don't know how I'm going to make it through a respectable job. I guess I'm going to have to go to Plan B, the whole moving to Colorado and working at a ski resort and snowboarding all day plan. That Plan B. Either that or become a jewel thief in Italy.
- If I become a jewel thief, Leslie will be my sidekick. We will wear nice, respectable suits and then we will rob jewelry stores in an artful manner and then we will go to the beach and the Italian Riviera and maybe gamble a little bit and then we'll eat some dinner. Callie can come along too, but she'll have to wait in the car.
I also wouldn't mind going to London and living on the Underground. I would wear trendy red shoes and denim and smoke cigarettes constantly.
Anyway, those are the things that I would do in lieu of living respectably all because of getting up early. Not really, my parents wouldn't like that . . . and I would probably feel guilty too.
- If I become a jewel thief, Leslie will be my sidekick. We will wear nice, respectable suits and then we will rob jewelry stores in an artful manner and then we will go to the beach and the Italian Riviera and maybe gamble a little bit and then we'll eat some dinner. Callie can come along too, but she'll have to wait in the car.
I also wouldn't mind going to London and living on the Underground. I would wear trendy red shoes and denim and smoke cigarettes constantly.
Anyway, those are the things that I would do in lieu of living respectably all because of getting up early. Not really, my parents wouldn't like that . . . and I would probably feel guilty too.
posted by Booder at 7:57 PM
3 Comments:
christians can't smoke cigarettes, they make people go to hell.
first off, you think that "roadie" is better than "london-underground-vagrant?"
jonAthan, roadies have beards and smell bad. london-underground-vagrants have studio apartments that they can mysteriously afford and they smell like cigarette smoke, which in my opinion is better than body odor. maybe mr. "i don't have to wear deoderant" esterling should become a roadie, because he wouldn't have to worry about being stinky.
traever, holly is really mad at you.
you were supposed to catch the bottle! it came right to you. tell her it's your fault and that you'll buy her a new one.
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