Jenn's Fictitious Drinking Problem
In case any of you do not know. Fictitious means "made up" or something along those lines.
Am I responsible you ask. Yes. Yes I am. Except for one time at Kroger, I saw a guy steal some gum and I wasn't sure what to do so I didn't say anything. He put it in his girlfriend's (and she was way too young for him) coat pocket and she didn't realize it so if they got stopped for shop-lifting then she would be the one who caught it. I wasn't sure if I should have made a citizen's arrest or if I should have yelled "Hey! I saw that!" or what. Who steals a pack of gum anyway? The End.
Am I responsible you ask. Yes. Yes I am. Except for one time at Kroger, I saw a guy steal some gum and I wasn't sure what to do so I didn't say anything. He put it in his girlfriend's (and she was way too young for him) coat pocket and she didn't realize it so if they got stopped for shop-lifting then she would be the one who caught it. I wasn't sure if I should have made a citizen's arrest or if I should have yelled "Hey! I saw that!" or what. Who steals a pack of gum anyway? The End.
posted by Booder at 10:13 AM
3 Comments:
not sure what to say? how about "hey, excuse sir, did you know you will burn for all eternity in the depths of hell spending your days being tortured by the prince of darkness himself and it was all for a pack of gum?" or something along those same lines. you forsoke your christian duty.
is that how you spell forsoke?
i've concluded that i'm alergic to alcohol...i get really itchy and tired...so i guess i have a not-so-ficticious drinking problem! okay, that was funnier in my head.
umm, i stole a pack of gum from a store when i was 5 yrs. old. bad idea. in a nutshell...i stole it, i got caught, my mom was ticked, so was the store clerk, and i didn't even get to chew it! what a bad day.
microsoft word says it is forsook. i just thought that looked funny when i typed it.
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