If Your Name Isn't Leslie, Then You Probably Shouldn't Read This
This week I am somewhere far far away. You could equate it to Never Neverland, but that would just be silly. That reminds me. Les, you left that peach flavored pop in my refrigerator and I have not opened it yet but I am getting closer and closer to breaking.
I may be going crazy but probably not. Would you like to hear a story? Too bad. I am not going to tell you one because I am late for class and I have to write several essays that are completely boring. I would rather move out west and shoot some cow rustlers, but that's not going to happen anytime soon. Speaking of cow rustlers, I would like to be a cowboy and wear a gun and a hat. That would b e awesome. And my name would b e Seth Bullock and I would be really cool. In case you do not know, that was a reference to Deadwood, probably the best show ever made.
Well, I had better get to class. I am really really tired. And I am hungry too. Pretty soon I am going to go home and eat some salmon. For those of you who do not know this, I eat salmon all the time. It is good. Sometimes I bet I would be a good cat. Anyway, I better get to class.
I may be going crazy but probably not. Would you like to hear a story? Too bad. I am not going to tell you one because I am late for class and I have to write several essays that are completely boring. I would rather move out west and shoot some cow rustlers, but that's not going to happen anytime soon. Speaking of cow rustlers, I would like to be a cowboy and wear a gun and a hat. That would b e awesome. And my name would b e Seth Bullock and I would be really cool. In case you do not know, that was a reference to Deadwood, probably the best show ever made.
Well, I had better get to class. I am really really tired. And I am hungry too. Pretty soon I am going to go home and eat some salmon. For those of you who do not know this, I eat salmon all the time. It is good. Sometimes I bet I would be a good cat. Anyway, I better get to class.
posted by Booder at 10:50 AM
5 Comments:
peach pop? there's no such thing.
oh indeed yes there is. it is sitting in my refrigerator right now, mocking me with its peach goodness.
i'll believe it when it's in my mouth and i'm like "hmm, this pop taste like peaches."
i've always hated salmon, but leslie told me that salmon is really good for the skin. since i need all the help i can get, i decided to try it and to my suprise, it's actually really good. well, it's either really good, or it just tastes good when you haven't eaten anything for 5 days, and then you eat salmon.
have you ever heard of the "point of boringness" and how every conversation has the potential to cross is? yeah, i've crossed it.
tami, that was not the point of boringness, that was the point of hilarity and you crossed it into the point of uber-hilarity.
and salmon rules and jake has terrible taste in movies/art/culture.
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