Why Scary Movies Are Fun
Scary movies are fun:
1) Because they are scary
2) Because Les and I make stupid comments throughout the entire movie and sometimes we change the language to Spanish or French and then make up all the dialogue.
3) We eat popcorn and ice cream and drink coke and beer while we watch them. But not too much beer. Moderation my friends!
4) We have a heater and sometimes I pretend it is a campfire.
5) We break stuff . . . like glasses over our enemies heads'.
6) Sometimes the soundtracks are really good and we dance.
7) One time Leslie said, "I might be being posessed by the devil."
8) Sometimes Leslie braids my hair.
9) We win $300.00 in DVD rentals
10) We don't go to bed until 4:00.
1) Because they are scary
2) Because Les and I make stupid comments throughout the entire movie and sometimes we change the language to Spanish or French and then make up all the dialogue.
3) We eat popcorn and ice cream and drink coke and beer while we watch them. But not too much beer. Moderation my friends!
4) We have a heater and sometimes I pretend it is a campfire.
5) We break stuff . . . like glasses over our enemies heads'.
6) Sometimes the soundtracks are really good and we dance.
7) One time Leslie said, "I might be being posessed by the devil."
8) Sometimes Leslie braids my hair.
9) We win $300.00 in DVD rentals
10) We don't go to bed until 4:00.
posted by Booder at 7:34 PM
2 Comments:
i bet ya a coke that satan's favorite movies are horror movies. he invented them. forged in the depths of hell by lucifer himself.
well, why don't you ask him if you know him so well you stinker.
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