Not Cool Missy

All right, here is an embarrassing story:
- Last night Reed and his friend Luke came over for a quick visit. We were all chatting pleasantly when this conversation ensued:

Reed: Yeah it was really good.
Me: (to Luke) Yeah. You weren't there.
Luke: Where was I?
Reed: You were with Jill.
Luke: Oh yeah! (giggles)
(silence)
Me: She sounds like a whore.
(uncomfortable silence)

I am very rude sometimes and that was one of those sometimes. Wow, I feel terrible, "But why?" you ask, "Why would you say something like that?" Here is why: I have gotten on this strange kick of replying to Leslie's every statement with, "Sure. You whore." or something along those lines, and so it just kind of came out. You don't have to tell me. I know I am a bad person.