Oh Man . . . This is It People
My boss wants me to start forcing people to buy popcorn. He says that people should be buying more popcorn and if they don't then I have to make them through trickery . . . or blatant and despotic force.
Customer: Hi. I'd like a Pepsi
Me: All right. Would you like anything else?
Customer: No. That's all.
Me: You don't want some popcorn with your Pepsi?
Customer: (looking at me oddly) No. Just the Pepsi.
Me: Are you sure? Because I know you're going to come back up here in the middle of the show wanting some popcorn.
Customer: What? No! I don't want any popcorn!
Me: Yes you do!
Customer: No I don't!
Me: (throwing popcorn and shaking my fist at the sky) POPCORNNNNNNNN!
That's how it's going to be and I'm not joking.
Customer: Hi. I'd like a Pepsi
Me: All right. Would you like anything else?
Customer: No. That's all.
Me: You don't want some popcorn with your Pepsi?
Customer: (looking at me oddly) No. Just the Pepsi.
Me: Are you sure? Because I know you're going to come back up here in the middle of the show wanting some popcorn.
Customer: What? No! I don't want any popcorn!
Me: Yes you do!
Customer: No I don't!
Me: (throwing popcorn and shaking my fist at the sky) POPCORNNNNNNNN!
That's how it's going to be and I'm not joking.
posted by Booder at 10:24 AM
3 Comments:
if they started selling bags of half-popped kernals then they'd make millions and i'd be left disgrunted for yet another company get rich off my genius ideas. first it was microsft, then cars, next it'll be this.
you got yourself a deal missy.
jon, um, i think that's called, "kettle corn". someone already beat you to it.
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