Callie is so Short, She is the Shortest Person I Know
Callie is the coolest person in the world. Everyone should buy her a present for her birthday in order to get in her good favor. This includes you Dave.
Callie just dictated that to me, which reminds me, I would like to dictate something to someone in the near future. It just sounds cool. Leslie said that she will be my secretary and I can dictate a memo to her. Callie said that she will be my boss and that she will be mean and throw tantrums and have nervous breakdowns, but I don't think so.
This is what I think will happen in the future:
- Callie will probably be successful and debt free. She will have a budget and stick to it. This is all null and void if Callie commits murder with me, which will be, how could you doubt it, successful.
- Leslie will most likely be successful in some way, although probably not in a conventional way.
- I will probably be dead from a fiery car crash and insane genius, the car crash resulting from the insane genius.
- Carrie will still be employed.
- Alison will take control of the American economy
- JonAthan will be a male nurse.
That's all of that. I have to go do research on the burial practices, or I should say mourning practices of South American Indians. I am so excited.
Callie just dictated that to me, which reminds me, I would like to dictate something to someone in the near future. It just sounds cool. Leslie said that she will be my secretary and I can dictate a memo to her. Callie said that she will be my boss and that she will be mean and throw tantrums and have nervous breakdowns, but I don't think so.
This is what I think will happen in the future:
- Callie will probably be successful and debt free. She will have a budget and stick to it. This is all null and void if Callie commits murder with me, which will be, how could you doubt it, successful.
- Leslie will most likely be successful in some way, although probably not in a conventional way.
- I will probably be dead from a fiery car crash and insane genius, the car crash resulting from the insane genius.
- Carrie will still be employed.
- Alison will take control of the American economy
- JonAthan will be a male nurse.
That's all of that. I have to go do research on the burial practices, or I should say mourning practices of South American Indians. I am so excited.
posted by Booder at 5:22 PM
10 Comments:
all you girls will be very successful, but only if your goal is to get married, have babies, and never use anything you learned in college. you should just start telling people you're majoring in marriagontmy or marriagomics. there is no real reason for an ac girl to go get an education, they never use it and it's just a waste of tuition money. i should teach a flirting class so ac girls wouldn't need to go to college to get married. i would save ac dads thousands of dollars.
yeah right, like YOU need to take my class.
amen, traever...amen (to the comment directed towards alister. i don't know that i agree with the other comment...but hey, if you're giving those classes, i'd come. :) i've always said that i couldn't flirt if my life depended on it...i've come to realize that it's a true art...one i don't poses the talents for!)
oops...i'm thinking that maybe that comment came out wrong. i don't mean that alison is a flirt! i just always consider her quite the guy-magnet. sorry al!
no, she was talking to you dave. and traever i would never, ever take your class or accept some guy's proposal and allow him to nurse me back to health. and i won't be at the castle much longer, especially after this weekend when i asked for this saturday off and did not get it. i am rather mad right now.
Feb 12, Dave, Feb 12.
amanda, do you need me to go chew out your boss? i haven't told someone what I'm really thinking in a long time. i'm ready to go tell my boss a few things, i'll just talk with yours while i'm at it.
just for clarification, unlike tami i was trying to say that alison is a flirt. and booder, your husband is either gonna beat you into submission or just divorce you, that is if you ever get married, which you won't, but hey, at least it's not because you're ugly...or is it?
ugly, smelly, or mean . . . i don't really care. nobody is going to beat me into submission traever, i'll kill them if they try it and i'll be getting all the alimony and child support payments, so here's hoping. anyway i'm not holding my breath in anticipation of the marriage train. nobody tells me what to do unless i let them. if i do end up with a husband then i'll maybe let him tell me what to do sometimes . . . if a) he makes me laugh or b) he spends a lot of money on me.
callie, please do chew my boss out because i am going crazy. i want to come work for you.
ooo, this kitten's got claws
kohl's has been left in the dust for months now. i've moved on to the old folk's home which makes me realize i never want to be an old folk
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