The Truth About the Water Bottle
Let's get one thing straight. It wasn't my fault that Holly's water bottle got smashed into bits. Traever said, "Catch!" And then proceeded to throw the water bottle straight at the wall. It was a spur of the moment thing that ended badly. Anyway, Holly's over it and she wasn't really that mad about it in the first place. It did make for a funny story though.
I am in a rotten mood.
Here, listen to this. I am sitting next to Holly on the couch. She picked up a small, orange make-up bag lying next to her and said to Leslie, "Do you want this? Leah gave it to me, but I don't need it." Leslie looked at it and said, "What is that? Tye-dye? That's not really my style. Besides, I already have one." Holly then kind of glanced over at me and said, "Oh well. Maybe Jenn will want it." That is not why I am in a rotten mood but I am relating this incident as further proof of my roommates' total and complete hatred of me.
Leslie just said the word, "tits." Write it down folks because I couldn't believe it either.
Anyway, onto more profound and enlightening topics . . . what am I saying? There is never anything profound or enlightening said here. I had better get busy doing something productive because my rotten mood is making me think irrational and angry thoughts, which could lead to trouble.
I am in a rotten mood.
Here, listen to this. I am sitting next to Holly on the couch. She picked up a small, orange make-up bag lying next to her and said to Leslie, "Do you want this? Leah gave it to me, but I don't need it." Leslie looked at it and said, "What is that? Tye-dye? That's not really my style. Besides, I already have one." Holly then kind of glanced over at me and said, "Oh well. Maybe Jenn will want it." That is not why I am in a rotten mood but I am relating this incident as further proof of my roommates' total and complete hatred of me.
Leslie just said the word, "tits." Write it down folks because I couldn't believe it either.
Anyway, onto more profound and enlightening topics . . . what am I saying? There is never anything profound or enlightening said here. I had better get busy doing something productive because my rotten mood is making me think irrational and angry thoughts, which could lead to trouble.
posted by Booder at 8:22 PM
4 Comments:
2 things:
i didn't throw the bottle, i punched it, and i said to you before i did it "i'm gonna hit this bottle and you catch it." and you were all like " what? huh? i'm a girl and can't catch and can hardly take my eyes off you." but by that time it was to late. alas.
also, it's okay to say tits if you pronounce it teets, then kids won't know what you're talking about if they hear you. i particularly like to say "sup at the teets," but i don't get a lot of opportunities to work it into a conversation.
number 1) traever, you "punched" it straight at the wall and i was looking at my hands and wondering what exactly was going on
number 2) she didn't pronounce it "teets", she clearly said, "tits" so i guess it's not okay.
that's why girls are so bad at everything, especially sports, because they sit there looking at their hands and wondering what exactly is going on. way to reinforce the stereotypes about your gender, booder.
traever, traever, traever, just because you can't throw, oh excuse me, "punch" water bottles with any accuracy doesn't mean you should try and push the blame on me. of course, i understand your fragile male ego, so if it makes you feel better, go ahead and say the fault lies with my gender. i don't mind because i base my self worth on more than how adept i am at throwing/punching other peoples property and then making up lame excuses when said property gets destroyed.
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