Who Would Win . . .
I was thinking about who would win in a fight between Jenn and Leslie, and I have to say, I'm not sure. Also, you'd think that in a fight between Jenn and Holly or Holly and Leslie that Holly would lose, but I'm not so sure about that either. Holly is very small and kind of passive, but she can also withstand a lot. I say that because she was a top athlete all through high school and it doesn't look like she could be a champion cross-country runner, but she is so . . . maybe she would win. Who knows?
In a fight between:
- Callie and Leslie - there would be no winner. Trust me I've seen this. They don't stop because they're both too stubborn, although I will say that Leslie is more stubborn than Callie. She absolutely will not give up.
- Callie and JonAthan - Callie. Like I said, I've seen Callie fight and she can get pretty vicious. And she has hands of steel.
- Callie and Alison - Callie probably. Alison is pretty tough, but Callie has super-human endurance; physical and mental.
- Callie and Holly - Callie hands down.
- Callie and Traever - Probably Callie.
- Callie and me - I'd like to say me, but probably Callie. She's stronger than me, but I might be willing to take it farther than her.
Anyway, I don't want Callie to move. At all. I'm a little upset about this because I learned of it so suddenly. I mean, she thinks she can just leave? I don't think so! She has to come before the committee and ask permission. Here's the thing. Who is going to watch Hitchcock movies and read Agatha Christie books with me? Callie is the only person who knows what I'm talking about when I say "Poirot" or "Archie Goodwin." I don't like it. I don't like it at all.
However, that doesn't mean I'm not totally going to tear-up when I visit her. Just you wait. We'll own that town pretty soon.
In a fight between:
- Callie and Leslie - there would be no winner. Trust me I've seen this. They don't stop because they're both too stubborn, although I will say that Leslie is more stubborn than Callie. She absolutely will not give up.
- Callie and JonAthan - Callie. Like I said, I've seen Callie fight and she can get pretty vicious. And she has hands of steel.
- Callie and Alison - Callie probably. Alison is pretty tough, but Callie has super-human endurance; physical and mental.
- Callie and Holly - Callie hands down.
- Callie and Traever - Probably Callie.
- Callie and me - I'd like to say me, but probably Callie. She's stronger than me, but I might be willing to take it farther than her.
Anyway, I don't want Callie to move. At all. I'm a little upset about this because I learned of it so suddenly. I mean, she thinks she can just leave? I don't think so! She has to come before the committee and ask permission. Here's the thing. Who is going to watch Hitchcock movies and read Agatha Christie books with me? Callie is the only person who knows what I'm talking about when I say "Poirot" or "Archie Goodwin." I don't like it. I don't like it at all.
However, that doesn't mean I'm not totally going to tear-up when I visit her. Just you wait. We'll own that town pretty soon.
posted by Booder at 2:08 PM
8 Comments:
pretending that a girl could ever beat a guy in a fight is just stupid. that's probably the kind of thing that makes you bad at trivial pursuit. you'd give the answer you want it to be instead of what you know it is.
where is callie moving?
i know! she didn't even ask us!
traever and jonAthan, i would love to see you guys get your butts kicked by callie, because she would do it.
ali, we will go up and totally trash callie's apartment and then we'll steal a car and visit a museum . . . by driving through the front doors in the stolen car. it'll be awesome!
i have a vision in mind where me or jon hold our hand straight out and have it on her head while her little arms swing furiously and we yawn sarcastically to show how little effort we are actually putting forth. but i guess that's not really fair because callie didn't start this debate, even though that's exactly what would happen.
alison, what you boyfriend means when he says "i know a guy" who can hotwire cars is: "i can hotwire cars". maybe you should ask him about his criminal past. what he hasn't told you may surprise you. just don't tell i told, i've heard what he does to narks.
ali, don't you worry. i've had the rodeo down since last october.
also, traever and jonAthan, callie can crush both of your skulls . . . with her mind. she doesn't need to use "brute force" so it looks like you're both out of luck.
also, brian doesn't know how to hotwire cars. does he?
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there's alot you don't know about mr. brian sutter.
there are only two ways for a girl to ever hurt a guy physically or emotionally: stabbing he while he sleeps and hitting him in the junk.
i stand corrected:
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