Why It Is Indeed Time For Snowboarding
It is time for snowboarding. I realize that there is, in fact, no snow on the ground, but that doesn't matter and it won't stop me because I love it with all of my heart. I will put on my snowboarding pants and coat and hat and gloves and especially my goggles and my boots and I will walk around the house grinning. When I first got my boots I very nearly wore them to school the next day . . . anyhow, I am not a freak. There are others like me.
Here is a snowboarding story:
- One time we were snowboarding (Ali and I, just us, and I'm pretty sure it was the best trip ever) and we were minding our own business and having a great time when this weird-o guy shared a lift ride with us and he started talking and he asked us why we were following his friend around. Ali and I were like, "What? Who?" and the weird-o guy was like, "My friend. In the orange hat." And then he pointed out his weird-o friend, who we had never even seen before, and then they totally tried to hang out with us, but we ditched them. I mean, the nerve! If Brian had been there hopefully he would have kicked their butts (with his juvenille delinquent skills) because they were trying to hit on his wife.
Discussion Questions:
- How many times did I use the word snowboarding? Because it seems like a lot.
- Is there anything better than a snowboarding trip that ends with a game of Trivial Pursuit? Maybe ice cream, but that's it.
By the way, it is time for snowboarding because I said so.
Here is a snowboarding story:
- One time we were snowboarding (Ali and I, just us, and I'm pretty sure it was the best trip ever) and we were minding our own business and having a great time when this weird-o guy shared a lift ride with us and he started talking and he asked us why we were following his friend around. Ali and I were like, "What? Who?" and the weird-o guy was like, "My friend. In the orange hat." And then he pointed out his weird-o friend, who we had never even seen before, and then they totally tried to hang out with us, but we ditched them. I mean, the nerve! If Brian had been there hopefully he would have kicked their butts (with his juvenille delinquent skills) because they were trying to hit on his wife.
Discussion Questions:
- How many times did I use the word snowboarding? Because it seems like a lot.
- Is there anything better than a snowboarding trip that ends with a game of Trivial Pursuit? Maybe ice cream, but that's it.
By the way, it is time for snowboarding because I said so.
posted by Booder at 7:38 PM
3 Comments:
i agree. it is indeed time for snowboarding. but i need new pants first. and a new coat. and new boots. but it is time.
you are close booder, it is time for skiing. i will be doing circles around on the slopes this year. we need a trip somewhere. i have new skis i got last year that i haven't even wrecked in yet so let's go somewhere. does anyone know someone rich out west where we can stay at their place for free because that would be awesome.
all right, i amend my statement. it is time for snowboarding and skiing.
yes, a trip would be nice, but i don't know anybody out where it counts. i am definitely going more this year than i did last year, because it was only once, and it was raining (still fun though).
i need new stuff too, but fat chance.
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