Spicy Gossip
Well, not really. I never know gossip. At least not until the whole issue is over and done with. However, it just came to my attention, and this is news folks, that we will be voting for new officers in the super secret sshhh club (I stole that from Beth). I think I'll vote for Jamin (code name Ramone). He is stealthy and quick and he is very cool and collected in a tense situation.
If I were to have a team of spies I think I would want Tommy or Ben to be the guy who does all the computer stuff, I would want Callie to be the cool spy who gets all the information from the enemy with her quick wit and charm, I would want Alec to be there, because he makes me laugh (and Dave and Holly too, for the same reason), I would want Leslie to be second in command (because we think alike), Ali because she's really athletic, one of the guys (or all of them) from Missouri because they're good with rifles, Becca because she's pretty cool, and Jake can tag along.
Now, the only thing I have left to figure out is if we would be good or bad. We would probably have to be good because some of the people on my team have strong morals. So we would be good spies, but are there really any good spies? I mean, all spies betray and kill people, so we would be bad spies anyway. Besides, spying, according to Hollywood, is tense and frightening and there is almost always an attractive member of the opposite sex looking to get you killed. Now that doesn't bother me, but it might make some of my team members uncomfortable, so maybe we should retire and become a team of super heroes. I suppose that would be pretty cool and it wouldn't conflict with the whole "moral values" thing. Good thinking! No, GREAT thinking!!
P.S. - My pants are too big for me because I bought them one size too large. I always think I'm going to like them kind of baggy but then I wear them and they are just too big and everytime I buy new pants, I think get the larger size, it's safer that way, and then I do it! I buy the larger size and I hate the new pants just like I hated the old pants! I never learn!!! Garrrrr!
If I were to have a team of spies I think I would want Tommy or Ben to be the guy who does all the computer stuff, I would want Callie to be the cool spy who gets all the information from the enemy with her quick wit and charm, I would want Alec to be there, because he makes me laugh (and Dave and Holly too, for the same reason), I would want Leslie to be second in command (because we think alike), Ali because she's really athletic, one of the guys (or all of them) from Missouri because they're good with rifles, Becca because she's pretty cool, and Jake can tag along.
Now, the only thing I have left to figure out is if we would be good or bad. We would probably have to be good because some of the people on my team have strong morals. So we would be good spies, but are there really any good spies? I mean, all spies betray and kill people, so we would be bad spies anyway. Besides, spying, according to Hollywood, is tense and frightening and there is almost always an attractive member of the opposite sex looking to get you killed. Now that doesn't bother me, but it might make some of my team members uncomfortable, so maybe we should retire and become a team of super heroes. I suppose that would be pretty cool and it wouldn't conflict with the whole "moral values" thing. Good thinking! No, GREAT thinking!!
P.S. - My pants are too big for me because I bought them one size too large. I always think I'm going to like them kind of baggy but then I wear them and they are just too big and everytime I buy new pants, I think get the larger size, it's safer that way, and then I do it! I buy the larger size and I hate the new pants just like I hated the old pants! I never learn!!! Garrrrr!
posted by Booder at 7:25 PM
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