Oh Also, Really Quick . . .

Okay, you remember Annoying-Girl? The one who always talks about her engagement breaking up? Well . . . let me tell you! I am not the only one who wants to rip her vocal cords out so that she will lose the ability to speak! Today in one of my classes (playwriting) several students had to read their plays (we had to write plays in playwriting class, imagine!) and one of the plays was about a break-up. Anyway, after the play has been read Annoying-Girl raises her hand and says:

"I have a general announcement to make, and I'm serious . . . . Does anybody else's play have a break-up in it?" *the room is absolutely silent and then the teacher says something about how plays are universal and that they affect everyone but then . . .* "No, I'm serious, if there's another play with a break-up in it . . . . I just don't think I can handle it . . . ." *she goes off on a rant but I am disgusted because first of all, it wasn't even an announcement and second of all I think I might dislike her intensely and so I tune her out and think about something more exciting, like socks and how they are made*

Can you believe that? I mean come on! There is one thing I hate . . . . well there are lots of things I hate, like zombies and spiders and loud chewing . . . but this is a different hate and there is only one thing I hate this way and that is melodrama! Arghhh! I would rather be stabbed in the chest several times than have to deal with ridiculous melodrama! Garrrrr! Anyway, that's all I wanted to say. I know you're disappointed in me and I don't care (I only said that so you wouldn't see how upset I am that you're disappointed in me).