Major Hijinks Today!

Actually, the only "hijinks" I have planned for today is a nap . . . . and homework. Which I don't want to do at all. In fact, I am avoiding it as hard as a can. School is almost over though, so I'd better make one more go of it before the end comes and I am left standing naked on a pile of terrible grades. Did you like that metaphor? Neither did I. And did I spell metaphor wrong? I think it has an "e" on the end, but I like it better my way . . . . so eat dirt you pinko commie!! I didn't mean anything by that last statement. I was just joking. I know it was rude and low, but I feel particularly rude and low and stupid today. I think I'm going to go home and sleep until this day is over.