It's Serious Stuff People

Oh the joy of sudden employment! At last, a job! Me thinketh it was a miracle! Seriously, there is no other way. I have the most absolute rotten luck with job interviews. They were a plague on my life! Well, not really, because I've only had oh . . . maybe five or six interviews in my entire existence, but still, every one of them went terribly (sp?) wrong every freaking time. I had one where the interviewer guy asked me what I aspired to be and I replied, in a serious tone, a "beach bum". I am not kidding, and I don't know why I said that, I just know that I was young and foolish and I thought that my charm and good looks would carry me through. Those who know me are laughing right now. They are saying, "Ha ha ha ha! Charm? Good looks? Well maybe by circus freak standards!". They are just jealous.