And Now . . . Something More Serious

FIrst of all, I have decided to add "rickets" and "pisscapalian" to my vocabulary and put them to regular use. "RIckets" is a disease that gives kids bendy legs and it is also a boy's nickname (you don't know him so stop pretending you do) however I have adopted "rickets" as a pseudo-swear word. For instance, "Rickets! I lost my life savings in a recent gambling venture!" Nice! Now "pisscapalian" is most certainly spelled wrong and it may not even be a word (I stole it from apiscapalian (sp?) but that doesn't mean anything except that I am a thief) however you notice the word "piss" at the beginning? Therein lies the method.

Secondly, I have come up with a new phrase (inspired by Les) which I will use for everything. It goes like this, "All that stair climbing nonsense!" It doesn't make much sense but neither does war and that never stopped anyone! So don't try and stop me! I'm warning you!

P.S. Shhhhh! Don't tell anyone but the old guy sitting next to me is talking to his computer! I am totally not kidding!! Fan-freaking-tastic!