Allright

Allright, I just wanted to complain a little about this girl in my class. You can judge me if you want, but that just makes you a judger. Neener neener neener!! Anyway, this girl is annoying. Number one because she's always telling eneryone about how her engagement is falling apart and I know I should feel sympathy, but I don't. It's probably because that's all she ever talks about and whenever she opens her mouth to tell her next sad story, I want to slit my own throat. That makes me seem evil and insensitive. I'm not. You'll just have to take my word on that one because if I take the time to come up with proof of that statement . . . . . I'd lose my train of thought.

Allright, the second reason I am annoyed with her is . . . . . . she's always interrupting our discussions in class to say, "Soandso has something to say.". Now Soandso (who's actual name is not Soandso, it's actually Somethingelseentirely) is one of her dear friends and Soandso has her hand raised and is waiting patiently, like the rest of us, to say her piece. Soandso does not need someone to announce that she has something to say. Everyone in the room with eyes can see that Soandso wants to say something. She has her hand raised, as does Anothergirlintheclass. However, Annoying Girl does not say, "Anothergirlintheclass has something to say.". Instead she ignores Anothergirlintheclass and pipes up with, "Soandso has something she wants to say." It is very frustrating, but now it's out and I don't feel animosity towards Annoying Girl any longer.

So friends, the mission has been accomplished. Have a good day.