It is Waaaaay Too Early
About that Trivial Pursuit game . . . I suppose you did win Traever. But just barely.
It is so early and I am at work and will be here until 6:00 pm. It's like a slow moving nightmare. Plus I had to drive here in my sister's stick shift car and I didn't kill it, but there was a time when I had to really slow down because of the car ahead of me but not come to a complete stop and I didn't know what to do. So I tried just starting over in first but that didn't work out so well and the car growled at me and stalled and then I panicked and just shoved it into second and it lurched forward and I just went from there. Anyway, what do you do when you have to slow down to a rolling stop but not a complete stop? Do you just down shift to second or what? Why do we have stick shifts anyway? Because somebody invented cars that do it by themselves. I hate stick cars with a thousand white hot hates.
I am so tired already and it is only 8:00 am. I've been here for over an hour and I have like nine more to go. I don't know if I'll make it. Plus I've already had one gigantic mug of coffee and I don't think it's helped any. Someone needs to make a preemptive move and hire me a defense attorney because I can't be held responsible for my actions when I have to get up this early.
I have to go get more coffee so see ya suckas.
It is so early and I am at work and will be here until 6:00 pm. It's like a slow moving nightmare. Plus I had to drive here in my sister's stick shift car and I didn't kill it, but there was a time when I had to really slow down because of the car ahead of me but not come to a complete stop and I didn't know what to do. So I tried just starting over in first but that didn't work out so well and the car growled at me and stalled and then I panicked and just shoved it into second and it lurched forward and I just went from there. Anyway, what do you do when you have to slow down to a rolling stop but not a complete stop? Do you just down shift to second or what? Why do we have stick shifts anyway? Because somebody invented cars that do it by themselves. I hate stick cars with a thousand white hot hates.
I am so tired already and it is only 8:00 am. I've been here for over an hour and I have like nine more to go. I don't know if I'll make it. Plus I've already had one gigantic mug of coffee and I don't think it's helped any. Someone needs to make a preemptive move and hire me a defense attorney because I can't be held responsible for my actions when I have to get up this early.
I have to go get more coffee so see ya suckas.
posted by Booder at 5:49 AM
5 Comments:
can't you just put it in nuetral? i don't know, i've never driven a stick really.
well, i called my dad and he said that when you have to slow waaaay down but not all the way you can shift down to second. i hate that car so much, i mean i haven't eaten anything all day. i'm so nervous about driving that i'm not even hungry. it's ridiculous but true.
alsion, that is exactly why you SHOULD be in charge of parties. if i wasn't going to be out of town i would crash that party and get the cowboy's autographs.
also, when you told that story i actually pictured you sitting on a toilet peeing with an akward look on your face which is officially the first time that's happened. i couldn't help it, it just popped into my head.
ali! oh my goodness! that was one of the best stories i have heard this month! i can't believe that! bathroom talk in general is uncomfortable. wow, i wouldn't know what to do either.
i'm so with traever, i mean cowboys!!? it can't possibly get better than that.
is that you fish? did you lose your license or something? how many times is that for now, 7?
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