I'll Have You People Know a Thing or Two
I'll have you people know that I changed my blog to the "Beta Revolution" or some such nonsense. The blogger people wouldn't let me post in my old format anymore! I am so mad about this, you have no idea. They shouldn't be able to force me to do anything. I hope the blood rots in their veins! You may have noticed that I don't handle change well, at least not nonsense change.
Here's the real story: Alison likes me better than Traever (and JonAthan too probably) and here's why:
1) I am much nicer.
2) I have lots and lots of lovely shoes.
3) I went to the rodeo this year (JonAthan went too, but not the whole time).
4) One time I sent her a care package when she was in Kansas and there were Snicker bars in that care package.
There are many more reasons, however if I listed them all it would become tedious.
And now for something completely different . . . my car is dying a slow death and so I'm going to have to start driving my sister's and it is a stickshift so that should be neat. I'm not so good with a stick and double that in traffic. I think I want a nice, sturdy, beater car that I can drive over ramps and the like. It's almost springtime and I feel like being Stunt Driver McGee.
Also, if I could have two superpowers I would pick mind control and the ability to understand and speak every language ever. That or the ability to swim without getting all pruny, but I think the language one would be more beneficial in the long run.
I want to ride some roller coasters. I haven't been to Six Flags in a long time and I kind of want to go ride The Giant Drop and the other one that I like. I can't remember its name exactly, but it had "bull" in it. It was the one that we rode over and over again on our class trip. I think we went on that roller coaster like seven times in a row. One time my cousins and I went to Six Flags and we stayed until closing and they were for real locking up the park and when they do that they run the rides through over and over again to kind of check them out and for some reason they let my cousin Walter get on and stay on for the run-through. So everyone was ready to leave but Walter wouldn't get off of the roller coaster and my cousin Gabe finally got so mad that we just left Walter there and we haven't seen him since. Just kidding. We did leave though and we went to this Chinese restaurant like a block away and then we went back and got Walter about an hour later, but anyway Walter was always kind of difficult.
Right, maybe I'll see you suckas later.
Here's the real story: Alison likes me better than Traever (and JonAthan too probably) and here's why:
1) I am much nicer.
2) I have lots and lots of lovely shoes.
3) I went to the rodeo this year (JonAthan went too, but not the whole time).
4) One time I sent her a care package when she was in Kansas and there were Snicker bars in that care package.
There are many more reasons, however if I listed them all it would become tedious.
And now for something completely different . . . my car is dying a slow death and so I'm going to have to start driving my sister's and it is a stickshift so that should be neat. I'm not so good with a stick and double that in traffic. I think I want a nice, sturdy, beater car that I can drive over ramps and the like. It's almost springtime and I feel like being Stunt Driver McGee.
Also, if I could have two superpowers I would pick mind control and the ability to understand and speak every language ever. That or the ability to swim without getting all pruny, but I think the language one would be more beneficial in the long run.
I want to ride some roller coasters. I haven't been to Six Flags in a long time and I kind of want to go ride The Giant Drop and the other one that I like. I can't remember its name exactly, but it had "bull" in it. It was the one that we rode over and over again on our class trip. I think we went on that roller coaster like seven times in a row. One time my cousins and I went to Six Flags and we stayed until closing and they were for real locking up the park and when they do that they run the rides through over and over again to kind of check them out and for some reason they let my cousin Walter get on and stay on for the run-through. So everyone was ready to leave but Walter wouldn't get off of the roller coaster and my cousin Gabe finally got so mad that we just left Walter there and we haven't seen him since. Just kidding. We did leave though and we went to this Chinese restaurant like a block away and then we went back and got Walter about an hour later, but anyway Walter was always kind of difficult.
Right, maybe I'll see you suckas later.
posted by Booder at 12:09 PM
3 Comments:
i suggest you go watch every documentary and read every book you can get your hands on if want want to even come close to having a fraction of the incredible amount of knowledge i've crammed into my brain in the past 24 years. then maybe you'll have a chance of at least competing on sunday instead of being totally and utterly humiliated.
thanks for the advice traever, but i seem to remember a trivial pursuit game that took place at alison's house and i may not have come in at first place but you certainly did finish dead last. good day sir!
for real though, i'm totally going to beat you.
winner, and still reigning champion
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