Stupid Essay
My limbs and appendages are always falling asleep, more so, I think, than the average person's. It is very annoying.
I am currently engaged in writing an essay titled, "Do I Have a Liberal Arts Education?". I did not choose the title of the essay:
1) Who cares?
2) It is a boring topic
3) I really don't know
4) I think I should write an essay on the breeding habits of penguins because I know quite a bit about that by now
Folks, just let me tell you, and I'm serious here folks . . . we are all in big trouble. I just read an article about a little device that "they" can put in your car and it analyses your driving and reports back to "them" and tells "them" what kind of driver you are! "Holy Monkey!" (that is what I said when I read the article) "Holy Monkey! We're all going to prison! Well, at least I am!" It could just be the late night paranoia, but I think I'm going to start riding a horse . . . and living in a teepee, because it's better in a lot of ways.
I am currently engaged in writing an essay titled, "Do I Have a Liberal Arts Education?". I did not choose the title of the essay:
1) Who cares?
2) It is a boring topic
3) I really don't know
4) I think I should write an essay on the breeding habits of penguins because I know quite a bit about that by now
Folks, just let me tell you, and I'm serious here folks . . . we are all in big trouble. I just read an article about a little device that "they" can put in your car and it analyses your driving and reports back to "them" and tells "them" what kind of driver you are! "Holy Monkey!" (that is what I said when I read the article) "Holy Monkey! We're all going to prison! Well, at least I am!" It could just be the late night paranoia, but I think I'm going to start riding a horse . . . and living in a teepee, because it's better in a lot of ways.
posted by Booder at 1:47 AM
1 Comments:
1) they look like people from a distance
2) they walk like 100 miles to their breeding ground, which is always in the same place
3) the boy penguins don't eat for like three months
4) baby penguins are cute
5) the movie "march of the penguins" was narrated by morgan freeman
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