You Can Stop Holding Your Breath (If You Were in the First Place)
Before I finish the story of "My Adventures in Wisconsin" I have to tell the story of Callie's book.
The Story of Callie's Book:
- The title of the book was "Who Took My Cheese? An Adventure in Practical Problem Solving".
- The book (according to Callie) was about little people and mice and when I asked her, "Little people as in midgets?" she replied, "No, little people . . . as big as mice . . . and mice too."
- Apparently the "little people as big as mice" were in a maze with the mice and one day the cheese was missing and so the little people and the mice had to go outside the maze and find the cheese . . . and the mice were smarter than the little people.
- But best of all, Callie didn't even buy the book (she was supposed to, for a class) she read it in the bookstore and then left.
All right, here's the rest of "My Adventures in Wisconsin" starting with "Why We Used the Men's Bathroom at Lunkers":
First of all, Lunkers isn't Lunkers, it's Romers. Romers is a bar in Wisconsin. Anyway, we went into the women's bathroom at Romers and found that it was very dirty. We decided to go into the men's bathroom because no one was in there (we checked by yelling "hello" a couple times) to see what it was like, and we found that it was very clean. So we used the clean one. It's a boring story and I'm sorry I disappointed you but . . . we also went to "The Bear's Den" which is a gas station that used to sell odd trinkets but now sells only copious amounts of alcohol and has a dead Black Bear in a glass case and there is also ice cream. We also:
- Went fishing
- Ate a bunch of french fries
and . . .
- Went to the Fort and almost got in trouble because we did not have visitor passes (I was against the whole trespassing thing but I was out-voted three to one)
Well, that's pretty much everything except for the drive home and that was extremely uneventful except for the time we got horribly lost and then had to deal with malignant road construction that wanted us dead. The End.
The Story of Callie's Book:
- The title of the book was "Who Took My Cheese? An Adventure in Practical Problem Solving".
- The book (according to Callie) was about little people and mice and when I asked her, "Little people as in midgets?" she replied, "No, little people . . . as big as mice . . . and mice too."
- Apparently the "little people as big as mice" were in a maze with the mice and one day the cheese was missing and so the little people and the mice had to go outside the maze and find the cheese . . . and the mice were smarter than the little people.
- But best of all, Callie didn't even buy the book (she was supposed to, for a class) she read it in the bookstore and then left.
All right, here's the rest of "My Adventures in Wisconsin" starting with "Why We Used the Men's Bathroom at Lunkers":
First of all, Lunkers isn't Lunkers, it's Romers. Romers is a bar in Wisconsin. Anyway, we went into the women's bathroom at Romers and found that it was very dirty. We decided to go into the men's bathroom because no one was in there (we checked by yelling "hello" a couple times) to see what it was like, and we found that it was very clean. So we used the clean one. It's a boring story and I'm sorry I disappointed you but . . . we also went to "The Bear's Den" which is a gas station that used to sell odd trinkets but now sells only copious amounts of alcohol and has a dead Black Bear in a glass case and there is also ice cream. We also:
- Went fishing
- Ate a bunch of french fries
and . . .
- Went to the Fort and almost got in trouble because we did not have visitor passes (I was against the whole trespassing thing but I was out-voted three to one)
Well, that's pretty much everything except for the drive home and that was extremely uneventful except for the time we got horribly lost and then had to deal with malignant road construction that wanted us dead. The End.
posted by Booder at 10:01 PM
1 Comments:
i love it as well, and do i remember!!? i would never forget that funny time! or the funny time when i crashed into aaron and we got tangled up in that very embarrasing way.
Post a Comment
<< Home