Kate is a Clever Little Beast
Well, I have no exciting news. Kate (the clever little beast) took her computer home and so I have to travel many miles to find/use one. Anyway, everybody is home and now I am desperately wishing that they were all gone again. Ha ha! That is a lie. I do not wish that at all. Besides, now Les has a job and I never, EVER see her anyway. She has been drawn into the barbed net of the corporate world and she will probably never return . . . or she will return with a pretentious, extended vocabulary and a frighteningly sophisticated cell phone. Actually, that is all a lie too. She hasn't been drawn into the labrynth (sp?) of the corporate world, she has been drawn into the world of Pier One and she will most definately return . . . with pleasant home accessories.
I have to get a computer. There is nothing for it. However, the bad news is . . . I am extremely stupid when it comes to computers and everyone I talk to is so wonderfully unhelpful that it's almost a phenomenon. It's my own fault. I should have paid attention to the technology in my youth but I was too busy watching TV and now it has passed me by and I have no chance of ever catching up. Besides, I mistrust technology (thanks to Ray Bradbury and Isaac Asimov) and the best defense is ignorance!!! Anyway, seriously now, technology and I are on good terms. It knows how I am and that I feast on the flesh of my enemies!! That is a lie. I don't feast on the flesh of my enemies. I think that's a little gross. Actually, I don't know what I'm talking about, so you should probably just ignore everything I said.
I have to get a computer. There is nothing for it. However, the bad news is . . . I am extremely stupid when it comes to computers and everyone I talk to is so wonderfully unhelpful that it's almost a phenomenon. It's my own fault. I should have paid attention to the technology in my youth but I was too busy watching TV and now it has passed me by and I have no chance of ever catching up. Besides, I mistrust technology (thanks to Ray Bradbury and Isaac Asimov) and the best defense is ignorance!!! Anyway, seriously now, technology and I are on good terms. It knows how I am and that I feast on the flesh of my enemies!! That is a lie. I don't feast on the flesh of my enemies. I think that's a little gross. Actually, I don't know what I'm talking about, so you should probably just ignore everything I said.
posted by Booder at 9:11 PM
4 Comments:
first of all, muwahahahahaha! secondly, bloggers aren't necessarily nerds! did i spell necessarliy wrong? i think i did.
first time reader, first time commenter, yeah, hi. great stuff. makes me wish i was younger. why? i'm not really sure. maybe it's the cotton in the air. yeah, that's it. anyhoo, i wish my blog were as good as yours. i want to go home and rethink my life. :|
oh! well, i have a computer now and am currently stealing someone's internet so that i can post here. i feel slightly bad, but not bad enough to log off. hope that's good news for you junkies!
oh yes, and hello.
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