Say Hello to Drunkard Bloody Larry
Since Leslie is the first mate of my pirate ship, she should have an appropriate pirate name. Therefore, I think I shall call her . . . Drunkard Bloody Larry aka Black-Hearted Larry aka Tuesday Larry. She's pretty wily so she has a few names.
On to other business:
- I have not reached finacial security, unlike some of my contemporaries. I regard them with disdain which disguises my extreme jealousy.
- I owe Rich an alcoholic beverage, and so does Drunkard Bloody Larry (and if you were paying attention, you know that means Les).
- Ali is getting home tonight!
- A guy in some Asian country died after playing 50 straight hours of video games, and I am not lying.
- Les just told a NOT FUNNY joke.
On to other business:
- I have not reached finacial security, unlike some of my contemporaries. I regard them with disdain which disguises my extreme jealousy.
- I owe Rich an alcoholic beverage, and so does Drunkard Bloody Larry (and if you were paying attention, you know that means Les).
- Ali is getting home tonight!
- A guy in some Asian country died after playing 50 straight hours of video games, and I am not lying.
- Les just told a NOT FUNNY joke.
posted by Booder at 10:11 PM
1 Comments:
ha! of course i do! do i? anyway, i need some pirate boots too. with buckles and bells . . .
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