I'm Tired and My Head Hurts

This evening I said a funny thing at the expense of my boss (although it really wasn't mean or anything) and he said "Are those smart pants hard to walk in?" and I replied "No. They're not."

Also this evening my boss said "Hey, you can stay through the 9:30 show, right?" and I said "Yes." and then he said "Good, because you're the gun." and I said "What?" and he said "You're the gun . . . I'd rather have you and not need you then not have you and need you." and I just looked at him and then he said, "And you shoot bullets."

I don't think there's anything I can say to top that.