I Wave Enthusiastically (sp?)

I haven't been around in a couple days and I know you've missed me. However, I've been really busy going out of my freaking mind!!! I'm almost done with finals and yet things seem to be getting worse. First of all, this stupid woman who is in charge of internships totally screwed me over! She told me one thing, and then I did it and then she said, in a bright chirpy voice, "I'm sorry but that won't cut it anymore, you have to go do this!" And then she handed me a slip of paper that had the following written on it:

- Find the lost city of Atlantis
- Destroy a small village
- Pick up my dry-cleaning

Do you understand why I am so mad? I know you do, I don't even need to ask anymore. I mean, not only are those things absolutey impossible, but they are ridiculous as well. ARRRRRRR!!!

However, there is some good news and it is so good that it trumps all bad news, even the Armegeddon (sp?) kind. I am not losing my friend after all!! She will be staying with me from now on and I am so happy that my toes are tingling!! I am going to write a poem about it:

She was going to go away
But now she will stay
Hurray! Hurray!
Happy day!

Wasn't that great? I don't think so either, but I don't really care because I am too swathed in warm sugary (sp) joy.

Here's some news from work:

- I did something wrong again
- I ran into my manager THREE times
- I smashed my finger in the swinging door

I am going to get fired.

* Oh bi hte wai, I kan't spel wearth poo tooday. Did yu notis?*