No Major News To Report
Nothing big to report today except that I have to get an A- on my French final if I want to keep my A in the class. A-!!! That's like trying and everything. But seriously folks, it makes me a little nervous, because that's what always happens when I find out I have to do well. I start having doubtful thoughts, like "A-!! I'll get the B+ . . . I know I will . . . the professor is plotting against me!! She wants me to get the B+!! This is all a conspiracy and I am going to fail miserably!! Ahhhh!!". Seriously though, I think the professor may not like me so much because I say "See ya" instead of "Au revoir" when I leave.
Some more news (and this is exciting) is that Les and I may have finally captured some odd-looking friends. The kind that have pink mohawks and wear dog collars!! We have always wanted some!! We thought about catching some and keeping them in our basement and studying their habits and keeping them there until they agreed to be our friends, but we decided, "Better not . . ."
More news . . . Les and I are going to explore this creepy run-down orphanage! It will be great! We drove past it yesterday and it's this huge, old, empty building surrounded by suburban wasteland! There's this whole compound consisting of the run-down orphange, an old creepy gymnasium, this big old work shop thing with a huge chimmney/smoke stack, old houses, and the dormitories (which have been renovated and are currently owned by private individuals). It's awesome!! It looks exactly like a place where sick people and parentless children were kept . . . against their will. Fantastic!! Anway, Les and I want to somehow get inside it, which should be easy because almost all the windows are broken, and we want to explore!! I don't know if we'd get arrested if we were caught . . . I guess the key is to not get caught . . . but we're going to do it anyway!! We have to! If we don't we won't be Americans!!! We'll be French if we don't and no one wants that! Ha ha! Just kidding Frenchies! Je me rie, n'est-ce pas?
P.S. - That was terrible French. I don't think that it's even right. I just guessed. So don't go around saying that to people. You'll look stupid. Say this instead. Tu es une derriere du singe! They'll laugh at your clever wit and hug you and give you free wine. I'm not kidding!
Some more news (and this is exciting) is that Les and I may have finally captured some odd-looking friends. The kind that have pink mohawks and wear dog collars!! We have always wanted some!! We thought about catching some and keeping them in our basement and studying their habits and keeping them there until they agreed to be our friends, but we decided, "Better not . . ."
More news . . . Les and I are going to explore this creepy run-down orphanage! It will be great! We drove past it yesterday and it's this huge, old, empty building surrounded by suburban wasteland! There's this whole compound consisting of the run-down orphange, an old creepy gymnasium, this big old work shop thing with a huge chimmney/smoke stack, old houses, and the dormitories (which have been renovated and are currently owned by private individuals). It's awesome!! It looks exactly like a place where sick people and parentless children were kept . . . against their will. Fantastic!! Anway, Les and I want to somehow get inside it, which should be easy because almost all the windows are broken, and we want to explore!! I don't know if we'd get arrested if we were caught . . . I guess the key is to not get caught . . . but we're going to do it anyway!! We have to! If we don't we won't be Americans!!! We'll be French if we don't and no one wants that! Ha ha! Just kidding Frenchies! Je me rie, n'est-ce pas?
P.S. - That was terrible French. I don't think that it's even right. I just guessed. So don't go around saying that to people. You'll look stupid. Say this instead. Tu es une derriere du singe! They'll laugh at your clever wit and hug you and give you free wine. I'm not kidding!
posted by Booder at 5:01 PM
1 Comments:
First off, the message was in code that only you could read. It is called magic Les code and you can only see it if you read this blog, which narrows it down to one person . . . you. Secondly, what?
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